**Definition:** *Creation Mathematics* is the branch of mathematics in which the verses and phrases of the Bible are taken to be premises.

# The Fundamental Theorem of Creation Mathematics

## Theorem

## Proof

# Advantages of Creation Mathematics

- Nobody expects you to balance your chequebook.

- Many proofs are shorter, and theorems otherwise unprovable are trivial.

And these include some very, very useful theorems. See below!

# Corollaries to the Fundamental Theorem

## 1 = 2

*Proof left as an exercise for the reader.*

## I am the Pope

Proof: The Pope and I are two, therefore the Pope and I are one, therefore I am the Pope, QED.

## You are the Pope

*Proof similar to the above corollary.*

## Bob's your uncle

*Proof is beyond the scope of this elementary introduction.*

## It wan't my fault that the bridge I designed using Creation Mathematics fell down

Proof: 1 = 2, therefore 0 = 1, therefore if one bridge fell down, no bridges fell down, and if no bridge fell down then it can't be my fault, QED.

*See also Ridiculous Numbers.*

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