These are articles with features.

A feature is sort of like a creature but it starts with f.

An article is a particle without a p.

Foe an Umimpedia page to become a featured article, its creator needs to be f'd. This happens more often than you'd think. Its particles then have to be de-peed. This requires consensus, but nobody here knows or cares what that is. So however you got here, it was a mistake. You might like to fix it. But you can't. Whatever.

See also former featured articles