Unimpedia is an unimpeded wiki-based repository of the unimportant, created by and for the unimpressed.
Unimpedia is a sort of dark companion to English Wikipedia. Anything that doesn't belong there might belong here, but anything which is encyclopedic doesn't. That's not to say it won't be here. It's just to say that Wikipedia is a better place for it.
Nonchalant point of view. If it's worth doing well, it doesn't belong here.
Notability. That should have been the first point.
Verifiability. That doesn't matter either.
Accuracy. We can't even count up to four.
See also policy, just in case we've forgotten one or two.